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Duke selected as the first college for a Bachelor franchise spin-off: ‘The Baccalaureatte’

By Monday Monday | February 24, 2025

A Duke alumnus who works at ABC negotiated that Duke University be the first school to be part of “The Baccalaureatte.” This spin-off is only open to undergrads. The first season will follow the format of “The Bachelorette,” where one lucky Duke female will select a husband out of the 25 male contestants.

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Air Jordan drops UNC, proposes sponsoring Duke after Saturday's showing

By Monday Monday | February 3, 2025

In an unprecedented move that has sent shockwaves through college basketball, M. Jordan has reportedly decided to move his iconic Air Jordan brand from his alma mater to their arch-rival Duke.

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Duke professor to launch new academic TikTok, GPAs expected to hit record highs

By Monday Monday | January 20, 2025

Seeing an opportunity to save Duke's TikTok-educated masses, British-born Computer Science Professor J. Bailey submitted a grant proposal one hour before the app was banned and secured funding to start on an experimental app.

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Duke Athletics to change 2025-2026 Duke men's basketball tenting entry test for UNC game

By Monday Monday | January 13, 2025

A recent poll of the student body has Duke Athletics in a frenzy, as it showed 90% of students felt the tenting test focused too much on basketball-related knowledge. 

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Duke extends winter break through spring, dorms to become Airbnbs

By Monday Monday | December 9, 2024

After receiving countless complaints about the short period between Thanksgiving and Christmas breaks, Duke finally decided to extend this year’s break to March to save students thousands of dollars on tuition and travel costs

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Circus Fusion and three other classes you should take in the spring

By Monday Monday | November 18, 2024

Duke is unveiling its own "Starbucks secret menu" of classes, if you will. Last night, the University dropped dozens of new courses on DukeHub, the website students use to register for their classes. I wanted to beat the University News section of The Chronicle to the punch and tell my loyal readers about the new offerings as soon as I found out.

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Duke-inspired romcom, “Midnight in K-Ville,” greenlit at Netflix

By Monday Monday | November 4, 2024

Deadline just broke the news that Durham will host a new romantic comedy following a messy love triangle of three Duke students.

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Duke to open a third campus, Duke Las Vegas, after record-breaking fall break attendance

By Monday Monday | October 21, 2024

After it was reported that more Duke students went on their fall break trip to Las Vegas than their attendance-based classes, the Duke administration plans to begin a new campus expansion project.

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Puppy kindergarten to shut down after puppy is kidnapped, eaten

By Monday Monday | October 7, 2024

Last-minute efforts to save the pups included attempting to hire 19 bodyguards, one for each remaining puppy. I was lucky enough to be invited to see a session of 50 people, ranging from beefy to twig-like, being placed through the rigorous tryout.

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Leaked document outlines extreme student voting incentives

By Monday Monday | September 24, 2024

In a shocking breach of multifactor authentication, a confidential document outlining the university's plans to boost student voter turnout has been leaked on X, formerly known as Twitter. The document, apparently intended for release by the University’s President via flyers in Krafthouse, explains a voting initiative Duke is implementing starting in mid-October.

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