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Counting the days till Myrtle
By Alex Chip | April 8, 2004The cheap plastic hotel window shade is pulled all the way to the right, blocking the dank and smoky room from the sun's piercing rays.
The cheap plastic hotel window shade is pulled all the way to the right, blocking the dank and smoky room from the sun's piercing rays.
8. Annoying native emcee: You know, the guy who shouts in his microphone looking for volunteers for yet another wet T-shirt contest.
The stigma that has been cruelly attached to the art of masturbation is both unwarranted and, more importantly, detrimental to the health and welfare of our great nation.
6 p. m. Thursday evening. You just finished a horrendous week of class, and you're looking to have some fun.
An ominous feeling descends upon the Duke campus like a sharp-taloned owl upon an unsuspecting field mouse.
Today, we live in a world very much against the stereotype.