As I drove back to Duke after Thanksgiving on I-95, passing by the lush, bountiful and exciting scenery that constitutes the southeastern seaboard, I came to several glaring conclusions, pieced...
The next time a Navy recruiter calls you and asks, “If your life was a book, would anyone read it?” refer him to the third spot on the New York Times bestseller list.
There are lots of problems on earth today that we just can’t seem to figure out solutions for (like the flu or the rubiks cube).
I’m sure that you’ve all noticed that Duke bashing is quite popular among your peers. These very back pages are filled with it, and I’m just as guilty as any other columnist.
This year for Thanksgiving, I had a life-changing experience.
SIR ELTON can’t believe there’s only one week until finals.
What the Democrats learned from Election 2004: The South and Midwest are Republican strongholds that must be penetrated in order to win the White House.
This could be my last column for the semester--maybe even forever. Whether I will continue writing for The Chronicle is yet to be seen..
Some time ago, a column ran about grieving for a loved one's death and the subsequent enlightenment: Life is beautifully short, so treasure it.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I present to you the "Support Duke's Troops" Joost Bosland Awards (SDTJBA's)..
Open up your pocketbooks, Central Campus residents. Those crappy apartments won't come so cheap anymore..
SIR ELTON wants to thank the organizers of the Sudanese refugee camp movement for having such compassion and consideration.
In 2004 the typical John Kerry supporter was motivated almost entirely by a burning desire to bring down President George W.
Sorority girls—you don’t have to put on the red light… or the red garter belt.
Y ou can’t flip a channel today without stumbling over a reality show. (As an aside, I consider myself something of a game show connoisseur, and the title “reality show” bothers me.
After the November elections, 13 states now ban same-sex marriage, and some of these states also ban any possibility of civil unions or domestic partnerships.
Y ou’re standing at a bus stop when one, two, three, four, five, six full busses roar past. You’re late to class.
Y ou, reader, did not vote. Or rather, the odds are that any given college-age reader of this column did not vote, as the 18-to-24 age group had a failure rate of about 60 percent.
