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The Duke Chronicle
OPINION

Hands up...

Here are seven suggestions for improving The Chronicle. Some are directed at readers, some at editors, others at columnists.


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION

Drop out now

Hey, undergraduate. All you learn at college is how to drink, have sex and memorize trivia. In a few years, nobody will care which university you went to, what your grades were, or what you studied.


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OPINION

The coming storm

This isn’t your granddaddy’s KKK. It’s not about hate, it’s about love. It’s not about power, it’s about autonomy.


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OPINION

Final exam

Sitting here, writing my final column, there’s the temptation to turn it into something major and profound.


The Duke Chronicle
OPINION

The coming storm

This isn’t your granddaddy’s KKK. It’s not about hate, it’s about love. It’s not about power, it’s about autonomy.


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OPINION

Get outside. Now.

Apparently, Duke is doing something wrong. This is what I’ve been reading in the paper. Our social scene isn’t “comprehensive.


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OPINION

Living wage makes economic sense

In his April 7 column, “The case against a living wage,” Nathan Carleton contends: “The biggest problem with a living wage is that it prevents less qualified or uneducated workers...


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OPINION

Napoleon on skills

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills... Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.


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OPINION

Britney, Pulsar and Dan

The Pulsar Triyo is going to save the world. Don’t ask me about the specifics. I just know it’s going to happen. But first, let me introduce you to Dan.