Duke Basketball's Countdown to Craziness featured a lot of things: player introductions, a scrimmage, DUI videos, Olek Czyz celebrating his success in the dunk contest by revving an imaginary motorcycle.
It did not, however, include the ritual killing of a poor freshmen student.
Now, everyone take a deep breath: Clicking the link will take you to a page from The Onion, the satirical fake newspaper. Enjoy.
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