After hearing all the news in The Chronicle and on the streets about this JuicyCampus.com, recess has decided to see first hand what all the hub-bub is about. recess sat down one-on-one for an intimate interview with JuicyCampus.com to see if he could explain the controversy surrounding him.*
So, Juicy-do you mind if I call you Juicy?-how are you this morning?
I am so sick of guys slobbering all over my face.... Sticking your fingers in places they shouldn't be while people are sleeping is also not sexy.
I totally agree and understand your wise insight, Juice.** What do you find sexy?
Dog the Bounty Hunter is racist.
I guess that makes sense. Sigh. Moving on. What do you do in your free time, when you are not ruining lives?
I've heard that it really turns girls on to see guys studying every once in a while.
Can't argue with that. What really frustrates you, JuCa?
I don't see how cocaine use is negative. Could someone explain that? No one seems to have a problem with drinking and smoking. People trip 'shrooms all the time, too. So why the bad rep for a little nose candy?
Death? Waste of Money? Makes you act like Lindsay Lohan? Anything other hot buzz before I go?
I heard yellow polos give you mystical powers and the ability to woo any woman (or man) you desire.
I am pretty sure that might be the cocaine talking.
*All real quotes from Duke's JuicyCampus site. I'm not kidding.
**Editor's Note: Seriously, Duke? Is this how we are going to spend our time? Hopefully, through this interview you have come to the conclusion that it is a vapid Web site not really worth our time. Go read a book, walk the Gardens. Even YouTube is worth more time than this. It's not our job to be preachy, but we're all better than this. I am sad that we gave the site even a smidgen of attention, but maybe it was necessary to point out its ridiculousness. I am sadder that I just used the word smidgen.
-Varun Lella
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