NAME: Paul Slattery
OCCUPATION: Duke Student Government president-elect
Slattery hauled in 55 percent of the vote last month and now has his sights set on getting a jump start on next year's agenda. As current president Elliott Wolf's right-hand man this year, Slattery is already experienced in the art of haggling with VP of Student Affairs Larry Moneta and friends. He also spent half his Duke life outside of DSG and some reports peg him as one of the smartest people on campus. And with the primary focus of his platform on attempting to get Duke's dining and parking services to stop ripping students off, the forecast seems nice and clear for the rising senior-until the public collectively rises up and yells: Get a haircut! -Michael Moore
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