Another year has come and gone, and with it go some of our most beloved staffers. In memory of the good times, the late times, but most of all our times, we give you "A night in recess."
5:45 p.m. Lexi arrives... nothing is done despite the Monday night "deadline."
5:50 p.m. Lexi realizes all of arts is in and has been since yesterday. Go Fish.
6:30 p.m. Bishop begins fourth draft of his 300 word music review.
7:03 p.m. Alex Warr arrives sporting checkered P.J.'s, Ugz, and a fabulous scarf. Realizes he has yet to write sandbox, crap.
7:39 p.m. Varun arrives, office productivity drops 13.6 percent.
8:26 p.m. Baishi disappears for no apparent reason. No one sees him go...
8:50 p.m. Irem arrives and asks where Baishi is. She is ready to start dropping pictures. Alex asks her for a cut-out of Kate Beckinsale for the cover. She ignores him.
9:13 p.m. Alex Frydman frantically calls her friends for askrecess questions. Eventually settles on Yaffe's latest relationship dilemma: dear recess, my girlfriend and I have our anniversary, her aunt Mariel's birthday party, and a reservation to Z Kitchen all tonight but I have to finish lining up text, what should I do?
9:46 p.m. Baishi reappears smelling faintly of McDonald's fries and dried-out medical devices.
9:56 p.m. Brian McGinn graces the office with his presence. Randomly changes layout fonts and goes home.
10:15 p.m. Bishop finishes his review and puts music to bed with a satisfied smirk.
10:30 p.m. Dearborn begins his review.
11:30 p.m. David Graham bitches out his superiors (soon to be underlings) for not securing a watchdog.
11:30 p.m. Bryan Sayler starts watchdogging. Promptly quits. David starts again.
12:20 a.m. Lexi's phone sings "My dirty little secret," Yoni comes in to see Lexi (aaawwwwwww) and write his new cartoon.
12:34 a.m. The printer explodes, a collective groan escapes recess and sports sections. Beastmaster it is. Alex flips out and ninja kicks something.
1:20 a.m. Alex and Lexi shake hands and do a little dance-recess is finished.
1:21 a.m. Quark crashes.
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