Quotes and conversations heard on Duke's campus and the surrounding area.
Girl: I saw this puddle and I wanted to step into it. But it turned out it was a hot tub. My miniskirt got soaking wet!
-Main West Campus
Guy: I only had one class this morning, so I went back home and watched Walker, Texas Ranger for a couple hours and had about 8 beers. Then I went to the doctor's, and he told me I needed a cortizone shot. He told me to lay down and pulled out a needle. And I said, "Now?" He said, "Yes." And then he shot me with it. He didn't even give me lidocaine. Thank God I was buzzed.
-East-West Bus
Girl: I can't believe you're missing Grey's tonight.
Men's basketball player: I think the game is a little more important.
Girl: Maybe...
-Outside of Perkins
Girl: Well, tonight, I'm going to go home, shower, watch Grey's and then wrap myself in tin foil.
-East-West Bus
Group of guys: ... (staring as hot girl walks by with boyfriend)
Girl's boyfriend: Hey guys, act like you've been there before.
-Few Quad
Guy at drive-thru: Um, which of these three milkshakes is the chocolate one?
Lady in the window: The CHOCOLATE one is the CHOCOLATE ONE!
-Hillsborough Road
Guy: If Deal or No Deal is a show for dumb people, then I don't want to be smart.
-Few Quad
ROTC Guy (to ROTC friend): But this is the real question: Kristin or L.C.?
-Main West Campus
Drunk Girl: Well, I'm gonna have to clean my ass cheeks before I try anything like that!
-Ninth Street
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