Quotes and conversations heard on Duke's campus and the surrounding area.
Girl 1: This is my friend from home.
Girl 2: Oh Hi! Where are you from?
Friend: Seattle.
Girl 2: Oh. Well, welcome to America!
-Bus Stop
Girl (to little brother and father): Mama said, 'Do not buy this stuff because it's going to make you throw up.' I'm going to go over there to find mama because I want some McDonald's.
-Target, frozen food section
Girl: So my mom called me today, and she put me on the phone with my dog.
-Mad Hatter's
Guy: I chased the cats after tailgate.
-West Campus
Girl: Let's make shirts that say, 'No Tailgate, No Condom.'
-Beanery
Girl: Well, baseball players have big hands. I think it's because they're always throwing.
Guy: What? No. Your hands don't get bigger from throwing balls.
-West Campus Bus Stop
Girl: Oh my god, I forgot to tell you, I found the hamster in the oven.
-Partner's Place
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