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5. Yet Another Reason to go Greek. After a particularly tempestuous season, for the first time in history, we've run out of names like Michael Jackson has minors (allegedly.) Next on the list of usual (stormy) suspects are greek letters.

4. From Wallace Wade to the Days of Our Lives. Showing they can still rock it for the geriatic set, the Rolling Stones debuted their latest video "Streets of Love" Tuesday on popular NBC soap Days of Our Lives. Over the next month, the song will be a soundtrack to several select Days scenes. Will John and Marlena be grooving to some Stones?

3. Blonde Bondshell. Another first, 007 will be sporting platinum locks as relatively unknown actor Daniel Craig takes the Bond reins from aging Pierce Brosnan. Rumor has it Craig hooked up with Jude Law's betty, Sienna Miller. Do we see another Bond Girl in the making?

2.Baby got back? Yes, she does. Switching the tables on Sir Mix-A-Lot, Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas sings recess' song of the week, "My Humps," in an all-too-bootylicious-for-you new vid. Dare we say she's conjured up this decade's ultimate female empowerment anthem?

1. The New Craze: Fugs. Not since the heyday of Gawker has a blog captured our hearts, body and soul until Go Fug Yourself, a collection of Hollywood fashion outtakes and mistakes organized by overall nasties Heather Cocks and Jessica Morgan. Seriously, pictures of postpartum Britney Spears, Mischa Barton and her pair of bike shorts, and Jessica Simpson's fondness for pirate lingerie are so need-to-know. Word to the wise, Lil Kim, stay in your orange jumpsuit.

And here's a special shoutout to Pokey. Or CAM. Or Frutiger. Or whatever you'd like to be called. We love you, babe.