Over the weekend, we sent our devoted intern Recess Boy out to L.A. to dig up the dirt on your favorite celebs, and we were not disappointed (like we usually are). The headlines:
*Members of The Strokes, The Vines, The Hives, and The Shins Unite to Form The Thes
*Recent Success of The Passion of The Christ
Spawns The Passion of The Jenna Jameson
*Bill Pullman, Bill Paxton Plan Merger
*Randy Newman to Record Soundtrack for New Holocaust Epic
*Christopher Walken Discovered to be Android; Few Shocked
*Goober Grape: Condiment to the Stars
*Oprah and Steadman Wed in Drunken Late-Night Vegas Ceremony; Marriage Annulled Following Morning
*Dolph Lundgren: Will Act for Food
*Peter Sellers, Dudley Moore Rise from the Dead for New Buddy Film
*Joe Dirt: Special Edition Set for Release amid Oscar Buzz
*'Charles in Charge' Charged; Scott Baio Accused of Assault with a Deadly Weapon
*Ben Affleck Loses Left Testicle in High-Stakes Poker Game
*Curious George to Appear for Prosecution in Jacko Trial
--Sean Biederman
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