So how's your day? Balancing a Great Hall tray in one hand and replacing my DukeCard in my wallet with the other, I sit down at one of the long tables.
Zane is already hunched over his own meal. He looks up from his pasta. --Not bad. Yours?
--Oh, pretty good, pretty good. I slept through a class today.
--That sucks.
--Eh. I take a few spoonfuls of vegetable soup and then move my backpack out of the way to make room for Ben, who's been over at the drink machine. Ben likes Dr. Pepper.
--So, he says.
--Yeah, nothing too new. How's your day?
--Alright.
--Good to know, says Zane.
--This English class is ridiculous, says Ben. --She gave us a test on commas. And I only got six out of twelve. It sucks.
--Ouch, man, I say.
--Did you read The Chronicle today? asks Zane. He's working on his salad now. --It kinda sucks lately.
--No, didn't have time, says Ben. --I have class straight through the afternoon, and I really needed a nap today. He gets up to refill his Dr. Pepper.
--I miss Faran, I say.
--What? asks Ben, stopping in his tracks.
--I said I miss Faran.
--Oh.
--What's up with Ben? asks Zane. --He drinks a lot of Dr. Pepper.
--Yeah, I guess he does, I say. Honestly, I'm not hungry at this point. I had a BLT from Alpine an hour and a half ago, and I'm really just doing this to be social. Also, I like mashed potatoes. --Hey, I hear it's gonna snow again. Think we'll get another snow day?
--I doubt it, says Zane. Frankly, he's a bit of a killjoy. --And if they do we'll just have to make it up on a Saturday.
--Shit, I say.
--Shit what? Ben says. He's back from the drink machine. I get up to let him through. The Great Hall gets crowded around six.
--No more snow days.
--Oh.
--You know, I venture, --I complain a lot, but the Great Hall actually isn't that bad. I like mashed potatoes.
--Yeah, I guess, says Ben. --I like Dillo.
--Mm, Dillo, says Zane. --I like their nachos. But you guys notice how they're not putting hardly any sauce on the wings this year?
--Yeah, I did notice.
--I like the Loop too, I add. --Also Alpine.
--The Marketplace sucks, says Ben. He's playing with some French fries, and he looks bored. I venture a change of subject because I am a considerate person.
--What parties are you going to this weekend?
--Oh, I hadn't thought about it, says Zane. Ben still looks a bit despondent. --Does PiKa have one?
--They might. KA also has good parties.
--Yeah, says Zane. --Also Mirecourt.
--Didn't you rush Mirecourt? I ask Ben. --Oh, what happened to that girl you met last weekend? Laura? No, Liz. Yeah, Liz.
--It's pretty sweet, I got her screenname.
--Nice, what is it?
--Like I'm telling you.
--Ha ha.
--Ha, adds Zane.
Now comes the point in every meal where the food is reduced to crums or otherwise pushed aside; there is a puddle of soup at the bottom of my cup, but I can't get at it with my spoon. We play with our napkins.
--Actually I probably can't make it, says Ben. --Paper.
--That's a bitch, says Zane. --What class?
--History. Five to seven.
--What on?
--Dunno, haven't done the reading.
--I hear you, I say. --I'm way behind too.
A bit of post-meal drowsiness sets in as we let the hum of conversation roll over us for a few moments. Ben yawns. Zane rubs his glasses on his sleeve.
I steal one of Ben's fries. It's cold by now. I start putting an arm into my coat. --Listen guys, as I scoop up some napkins onto my tray, --I hate to run, as I edge out from the table and stand up, --But I got a meeting in like five minutes.
--Okay.
--Talk to y'all later.
--Seeya.
--Seeya.
--Later.
I empty my tray into the trash.
Rob Goodman is a Trinity junior. His column appears every other Wednesday.
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