If you're still really stuck, take a look at our rejects pile. After all, one girl's junk is another kid's ticket to candy--
The Dell Guy: Grab your old computer box, make holes for your arms and head, and run around the neighborhood proclaiming, "Dude, you're getting a Dell." We'll all run screaming; we promise!
The Verizon Guy: Walk around campus, glued to your cell phone, shouting "Can you hear me now? Good!" Be careful or you'll walk into a wall.
Mr. Clean: If you prefer experienced women, baldly go where you haven't gone before. Get your white shirt out of the laundry, steal a mop from the utilities closet, shave your noggin and POOF!-you're every housewife's fantasy.
Lord of the Ring (Dings): Adore Aragorn? Feelin' like Frodo? Grab a box of Ring Dings from the Lobby Shop. Cut the box into a crown, then clutch a treat while screaming, "One ring ding to rule them all!"
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