Tale of the Tape

He1s a Clark Kent wannabe with a Radiohead complex; she1s a drama major addicted to lip-gloss. Together they are 3Unseen Screen,2 the duo hitting up Blockbusters around the country. Their goal is simple: to find the most overachieving, underrated movies around. They1ve picked the videos they want you to see. Now comes the hard part.

ROMANCE:

A: Beautiful Girls: Natalie Portman shines as the little Lolita of the neighborhood among 20-somethings not quite as mature in love.

B: Moonlight and Valentino: Gwyneth Paltrow and Bon Jovi co-star as friends too scared of heartbreak to fall in love<even with each other. 

TEEN:

A: Say Anything: John Cusack as lovable high-school slacker who survives heartbreak and car-sex to score the girl of his dreams.

B: Better Off Dead: John Cusack as a lovable high-school slacker who survives heartbreak and a ski race to score the girl of his dreams. 

POLITICAL:

A: Bob Roberts: Folk singer runs for Congress, rigs election in Tim Robbins satire.

B: Dave: Presidential look-alike becomes the president in warm-hearted and rewatchable Kevin Kline comedy.

SO BAD IT1S GOOD:

A: Bachelor Party: Tom Hanks before respectability. Drugs, hookers, and a penis in a hot dog<obviously this is a chick flick.

B: A Knight1s Tale: Badly written, predictable, and way too much fun. Paul Bettany and Laura Fraser steal every scene in this almost-intelligent action flick. 

MUST-SEE FOR COLLEGE KIDS:

A: Before Sunrise: Ethan Hawke and Julie Delpy fall in love with each other, and we fall in love with them, all before the crack of dawn<the well-written journey of college kids finding a connection. 

B: The Truman Show < It1s definitely not under the radar, but few other movies express the difficulties<and the jubilation<of leaving home better. When he realizes it1s all a sham... beautiful.

Faran1s Answers (you figure out Greg1s):

Romance-B, Teen-A, Political-B, Bad/Good-B, College-A

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