Silly Bob Thornton

He wears a vial of wife Angelina Jolie's dried blood around his neck and fancies himself the reincarnation of Benjamin Franklin. He snacked on sticks of butter as a child and suffered malnutrition-induced heart failure back in O84 after a lengthy stint of eating only potatoes. Apparently he's even a singer now, as his first album, Private Radio, just hit stores. So what if we couldn't bear to listen long enough to actually review it--we still love to hear him babble! Billy Bob onÉ

...the power of love:

"I went bowling one night and ended up married. It was one of those deals."

Élove and livestock:

"My name's Billy Bob, so you probably think I married my cousin and I

screw goats."

Éthe Oscar nod:

"Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy."

Éobesity and gardening:

"I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. I was like a prize turnip."

Éunderwear and understanding:

"I was lifting weights, and I thought they were hidden, but some guy kept looking at me strange. Finally, I said, OThey're my wife's.' I wear them to the set some days. I like having her close to me."

Élife's simple pleasures:

"I believe in running through the rain and crashing into the person you love and having your lips bleed on each other."

Éthose scary-ass antiques:

"And what are those things, harpsichords? I can't even be on the same block with a harpsichord. I'm tellin' ya, that freaks me out."

Éhuh?

"I am a simple but complex person."

--By David Walters

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