There’s an old story that goes like this.
A group of senior professors in the English department is sitting in an office talking. The question arises: Who is the best teacher at Duke? The usual names come up in rapid succession: Frank Lentricchia, Stanley Fish, etc. Eventually, one of the distinguished faculty members pipes up. “You’re all wrong,” he says. “The best teacher at Duke is Mike Krzyzewski.”
The reply: “Hell, if I could choose all my students, I’d be the best teacher at Duke, too!”